Things I am interested in…

Nasa has released a video synposis of the planned return to the moon. It looks like a sf movie trailer:

dan le sac VS scroobius pip “Thou Shalt always Kill”

Lyrics:

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile… Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thall shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thall shalt not buy Coca-Cola products. Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyoakes.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you’re done just because you’ve finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna fucking talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.

The Beatles - Were just a band.
Led Zepplin - Just a band.
The Beach Boys - Just a band.
The Sex Pistols - Just a band.
The Clash - Just a band.
Crass - Just a band.
Minor Threat - Just a band.
The Cure - Just a band.
The Smiths - Just a band.
Nirvana - Just a band.
The Pixies - Just a band.
Oasis - Just a band.
Radiohead - Just a band.
Bloc Party - Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band.
The next big thing - JUST A BAND.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”.
When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”.
When I say “he say, she say, we say, make some noise” - kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word “Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying “Is it”.
Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always kill.

Here are three amusing videos from this site I newly discovered:

P.E.

Gunther - Ding Dong Song

(**WARNING - this features partial nudity… I find it funny becuase it is so euro-cheesy)

Jesus Will Survive - The Musical

“Spartans! Tonight we dine in Hell!”

Own the original series. Very good Frank Miller comic (if maybe embellishing strict historical accuracy). Has been made into a movie that is about to be released.

Here is the second trailer:

Here is an excerpt from the movie:

Here is a link to some ace old music videos…

Sugababes vs Teapacks

This is a groovy number by a British trio based in London…

… and this is the Israeli entry into the 2007 Eurovision song contest!

Which of these two versions of a certain Eurocheese number is better?

1. the original in all its “Dr Who special effects” glory?
2. or this truely cheesy fake LOTR/Lady Godiva version?

Or perhaps people prefer the 2006 Australian cover?

Ah… Spider-man!

Ah… The Ramones!

How peculiar…

See here.

Bonus track:

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

(will take over the world)

 Not really going to happen any time soon.

 However, to see an intersting video of a modular robot that can convert from a snake to a hoop to a spider and back again, go here.

These are two of the best from DoCopenhagen’s Best Music Videos of 2006 website:

OK Go - Here It Goes Again

M. Ward - Chinese Translation

Another silly video, this time featuring the Dark Lord of the Sith.

Weird Belgian farting pig cartoon - for children no less!

…and here are idiotic hamsters (Tic & Tac)